What's your pleasure?

Leave constraints behind and walk through a garden of earthly delights. . .

Need to relax and unwind? You’ll find me to be warm and welcoming for a variety of adventures.

My location is the San Francisco Bay Area, where I offer incall in Santa Rosa, San Francisco, and the lower peninsula. It is my pleasure to do an outcall. My calendar is just a click away , so you can see where I will be on which day.

To make an appointment, go to the "Contact me" page. All communication with me is absolutely private and confidential.

I look forward to meeting you.

"An artisan."

-Mike, Marin County

Double your pleasure: I have a creative, sexy, doubles partner. Her name is Parker Abbott. If you would like a doubles session, it must be planned in advance. Here is her website:

http://www.yourpleasureartist.com/#home


Reviews:

As an under the radar practitioner, this is how I feel about reviews. When contemplating making an appointment, it is important that you base your decision to see me purely on the content of this website and any communication that you have with me. I have reviews on TER, but they are fiction.

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"You don't show your face"
I need discretion as much as you do, so I don't show my face. But I assure you that my face matches my body. If you meet me and do not want the appointment because you are not pleased with my looks, you can turn me away. This has never happened in 5 years.

I am a caucasian woman.  My college education was on the East Coast.

I’m 5’2” tall and weigh 140 lbs., with an all-natural 36A bust. Big brown eyes. I'm 51 years old. My healthy lifestyle includes plenty of sleep, exercise, and a varied diet. If you would like to bring me a drink, please make it a Health-Ade Kombucha.

I am proud to say that I have visited all 50 states of this great nation. While in college, I lived in Europe for a few years. Visiting places, whether nearby or far away, is fascinating to me.

In conversation much can be learned from listening, and I’ll often pause before responding, thinking about what’s been said. Not everyone in our culture is used to this pace of conversation, although it is normal in other parts of the world.

I find deep fulfillment in my work. A whole new world opened up to me several years ago when I became a Sensual Massage Artist. I did not understand up until then that touch is as necessary to all of us as food and water (almost).

Because of my background and experience, I stand ready to give you a superlative, intimate body rub, one that you will not forget for a long time.

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Contact Me

As a first step, I need one form of verification: provider references or verifiable work information. Please also make sure that I get your cell number. I won't call without permission. Of course, any and all information you provide is absolutely confidential. For an appointment, please call or email with the above information.

If you would like a FBSM, Bondassage, or Elysium appointment, email me at:

yogaforlife@safeoffice.com

If you would like a companionship appointment, email me at:

lovelyearrings@safeoffice.com

Phone number:

(707) 280-9598

References: if you have seen me and would like to use me as a reference, please give me a heads-up before giving out my name. An email or text would be best.

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