What's your pleasure?

Need to relax and unwind? You’ll find me to be a warm, playful person to be around.

The San Francisco Bay Area is home. I have places in Santa Rosa and the Mountain View Area. Additionally, I can meet you to accompany you to an event, restaurant, or salsa club anywhere in the Bay Area.

I also offer fly me to you (flymetoyou) within the United States. If you plan to visit a place and desire my company, or if you want me to visit you in your home city, just say the word.

FAQ:

Do you have reviews?: I have a no-review policy. I am very good at giving you discretion. Much in the same way, I ask that you be discreet by not reviewing me.

Without reviews, how can I decide whether to see you?: Please browse my website, especially my Blog and the About me page. Then email me. I will get back to you in a timely manner. Then you can decide.

Money: If we are meeting in public, please hand me an unsealed envelope or a gift bag within the first 5 minutes of meeting. If we first meet in private, you can set the envelope or gift bag on any surface. Not mentioning it is the best way to start out.

Etiquette: There are no changes or cancellations allowed within the 24-hour window before our appointment. If you do cancel, the fee for the missed appointment is the entire fee, which will be due at our following appointment.

What kind of man do you want to meet?: A man who:

1. wants to get to know me

2. wants to lie down on my table, relax, and feel my hands on his body

3. has been left feeling that something was missing after seeing other practitioners

4. sees me as an equal

 

 



I am available to men of any ethnicity or body type, age 35 or older.

Nuru:

Why should you try Nuru? Because it's hilarious. Seriously now, you should try Nuru because it is a good idea to try new things. Nuru gel is organic, odorless gel, make from seaweed. It removes friction like nothing you have ever seen before. Removing friction between you and me...use your imagination.

$240-60 min.

If you would like a 90 minute appointment, some of the time will be spent doing Massage, as described below.

$340-90 min.

Massage:

We will start out with a few rituals. Then you lie down to receive a wonderful, langorous massage. You will not be asked to talk. You will not have to do anything except receive. Your mind will clear. As my hands touch every inch of you, will start to feel really, really good. Do you know why? Because you’re not “on.”

While I am not a CMT, I am trained in bodywork. There is nothing I would rather do than give you my undivided attention as my curious hands figure out how you like to be touched.

  Santa Rosa everywhere else
60 min. $220 $240
90 min. $320

$340

Bondassage & Elysium

Bondassage is an introduction to BDSM. Elysium does not have a Dominant element. There is bondage and a blindfold in both treatments. Someone recently asked me: "What is the point of letting you tie me down?" I am so glad for the question. How much trust would you have to have in a person in order to allow her to tie you down? A lot, right? Wouldn't it, then, be thrilling to trust someone so much?

Sensation play is incorporated into both sessions. Most of us have not explored sensation play since Kindergarten. Let's say I run a feather from your forehead, down your body, to your toes. You must be patient as I tinker. You must feel the feather, because there is nothing else to do. You must feel sensations in your body. 

$400-90 min.

$500-2 hours

 

Muse:

You have worked hard. You spend a lot of time caring for others. There is much to be thankful for, yet there is a part of you that is not fulfilled. You would like to sit down and really connect with a mature woman. Someone who is not judgmental. Someone who can slow down and smell the roses.

I live for getting to know a fascinating man. The sharing of feelings and viewpoints that we engage in will be just as good for me as it will be for you. Can you be seen in public with me? There is a big, beautiful world out there. I'm a foodie. Let's eat. Make sure that you tell me about any food allergies. If food is not your main interest, tell me what is.

Remember having a woman who you look forward to seeing? She was a Muse to you. I want to be your new Muse. I want you to think about seeing me the way that a little kid looks forward to Christmas.

$500-90 min.

$700-Dinner Date

$1500-Half Day

$2000-Whole Day

$2500-Sleepover

Fly me to you

If you are not in the San Francisco Bay Area, consider flying me to you.

You won't be lonely at the end of a long day. While you're working, I will 

wait patiently for you. The footrub alone will be worth it. If you're off

work, let me make your vacation memorable. I have a way of appreciating

my surroundings, making it more fun to be in a new place.

 

I only travel within the United States. My lifestyle is healthy, so

there will be no surprises.

I know how to dress so as to fit in.

Generally, I charge the all-inclusive rate of $4000

for check-in to check-out. If  you

have a different timeframe, let me know and

I will make sure that I meet your needs.

 

I require a 50% deposit plus round trip airfare

paid by you before I leave. I have paypal or I can receive a

money order. Naturally, lodgings, food, and drink are covered by you.

by you.

 

 

Big brown eyes. Passionate about a lot of things. Born, raised, and college educated on the East Coast.

I’m 5’2” tall. My weight is 140 lbs. I'm 52. You might say that I have a Mediterranean look. My healthy lifestyle includes plenty of sleep and exercise. I don't do any recreational drugs. Not even marijuana. If I want to alter my consciousness, I do yoga, or spend several hours by a slow-moving river.

I'm a dog person who used to be a cat person. My dog is a dog person too...did I just say that?

I am proud to say that I have visited all 50 states of this great nation. While in college, I lived in Europe for a few years. I speak fluent Spanish. Tengo ganas de conocerte.

In conversation much can be learned from listening, and I’ll often pause before responding, thinking about what’s been said. Not everyone in our culture is used to this pace of conversation, although it is normal in other parts of the world.

I find deep fulfillment in my work. A whole new world opened up to me several years ago when I became a massage artist. I did not understand up until then that touch is as necessary to all of us as food and water (almost). Life is beautiful when you have deep connections with people. 

Working on the West Coast, I have been able to access training that allows me to be more open and non-judgmental. When a seeker asks me for something that wasn't planned, I think about it. If it doesn't cross any boundaries, I agree to it. Because of my flexibility, a healing element has blossomed during this sacred, shared time.

If you would like to surprise me with something to drink, please make it a kombucha, any flavor.

 

Contact Me

As a first step, I need one form of verification:

-2 provider references or 

-a picture of your ID with everything but your name blacked out and either your:

work email

work phone number

or social media profile

Please also make sure that I get your cell number. I won't call without permission. Of course, any and all information you provide is absolutely confidential.

For an appointment, please email or call with the above information.

If you would like a Massage or Bondassage appointment, email me at:

yogaforlife@safeoffice.com

If you would like a Muse appointment, email me at:

lovelyearrings@safeoffice.com

Phone: (707) 280-9598 (Please do not text as a first-time contact.)

References: if you have seen me and would like to use me as a reference, please give me a heads-up before giving out my name.

 

 

 

 

 

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